1. What: Von Dutch
The story: Thanks to the likes of
Paris, Nicole Richie, and Ashton Kutcher, trucker hats - specifically of
the Von Dutch variety - were ushered into the mid-2000s for reasons no
one can really understand. However, we must try. Was it the overt logos?
(Let us remember it was around the same time Louis Vuitton bags became a
status symbol.) Was it the bright colours? (Maybe? We were teens, and
still associated "fun" with "a bright pink trucker hat.") Was it because
famous people were doing it? (Absolutely.) So we must learn from our
mistakes.
Do they still hold up: No. No they don't. But in 15
years they will when they're old enough to be hot commodities at thrift
sores.
2. What: Ruffled Mini-Skirts
The story: Part
of the uneven, cotton, flow-y skirt movement, the mini versions
presented themselves in time for spring - when you could pair them with
polo shirts, skate shoes, or yes: Ugg boots (or knee-high if you are
Paris Hilton, of course); a good look for Easter dinner (we told
ourselves in one, en route to Easter dinner 2004).
Do they still hold up: Technically? There are still ruffled mini skirts that exist. In the case of them existing, absolutely they hold up. Can you find one now? Yes, you can. Should you buy and wear it? With an oversize sweater from a thrift store, only.
Do they still hold up: Technically? There are still ruffled mini skirts that exist. In the case of them existing, absolutely they hold up. Can you find one now? Yes, you can. Should you buy and wear it? With an oversize sweater from a thrift store, only.
3. What: Polo Shirts
The
story: And as if it were 1991, polo shirts returned with a vengeance.
But not just any polo shirts: fitted, "preppy" styles that would pass
the "Laguna Beach" dress code. Soon, the likes of Abercrombie, American
Eagle, Hollister, and Aeropostale were stocking up on striped,
patterned, and logo versions - only to slowly establish the uniform for
frats indefinitely.
Do they still hold up: First, everything will
always hold up if you can make it your own. That's what style is. But
are you going to find under-sized styles piled in the above-mentioned
stores? Only Abercrombie - but be careful, because you have to be very
cool to shop there.
4. What: Uggs
The story: Once
upon a time, a unisex boot made from sheepskin and used in Australian
surf culture descended on our fair continent and was used in the
opposite way: against snow and ice, when they offered no actual
protection from those things. And then they were used as an everyday
shoe. And then they were used in conjunction with mini skirts, and the
rest is our species' legacy.
Do they still hold up: They are still
everywhere, absolutely. And that's what we get for wearing them, and
defending them, so this is our karma. Forever. (Please stop wearing them
for your own safety - at least in the winter to prevent falling on
ice.)
5. What: Graphic T-Shirts
The story: Graphic
t-shirts have always existed, but there was a boom in the mid-2000s
thanks to (yes, again!) Ms. Paris Hilton who, now that we're talking
about it, really did set a fashion precedent. And was that really so
wrong? (Not really. And before you answer or argue, think about how Kim
Kardashian's setting the precedent in 2014.)
Do they still hold
up: Absolutely. Are you kidding? Only now they're cropped, made of
sweatshirt, and have pizza on them. What a wonderful time to be alive.
6. What: Velour/Track Suits
The
story: Today, workout and leisure gear look almost futuristic or at
least fit kind of reasonably. But then? Enter: the velour zip-ups,
pants, and matching suits that returned from the '70s for no reason
other than to confuse our parents. Especially since these leisure suits
were absolutely not being worn for workout purposes.
Do they still hold up: Every spring, we usher in a new era of sports or sports-influenced styles, so yes, this trend is immortal. But as for the velour? Your best bet is to head to L.A. - or at least the costume department from "The Bling Ring." (Though bonus marks if it's really velour from the '70s, and in that case, please let us borrow it.)
Do they still hold up: Every spring, we usher in a new era of sports or sports-influenced styles, so yes, this trend is immortal. But as for the velour? Your best bet is to head to L.A. - or at least the costume department from "The Bling Ring." (Though bonus marks if it's really velour from the '70s, and in that case, please let us borrow it.)
7. What: Layering
The
story: No, no - not layering like "a shirt with a sweater worn over
top." We mean layering for purposes only to not wear a see-through
shirt. "Over top" like wearing a long tank top with lace at the bottom
you then wear underneath a v-neck Henley that's also long, but not so
long as to cover the lace. And if you ever were to wear these
separately, everybody would see your bra. And you know exactly what
we're talking about because we all lived it.
Does it still hold up: No. [Cue: choirs of angels singing.] We mean, layering does, but not like this. Not like this.
8. What: Dressy Capri Pants
The
story: Is there any way we can describe this better? Probably not, but
we'll try: think dress pants, but worn at capri length, then worn with
tall boots or heels, depending on the season. Basically, pretend they are pants. But short. Short pants. But dressy. Dressy short pants.
Do
they still hold up: There's a difference between cigarette pants (ankle
length) and dressy capri pants, and one of the biggest is that we don't
see dressy capri pants around much anymore. And for good reason -- we
were all better than this.
9. What: Pointed Toe Heels
The
story: 99% of the shoes on "Sex and the City" (which ended in 2004) are
a perfect example of the shoe movement of the early-to-mid 2000s.
However, high heels and overly pointed toes eventually evolved into a
rounded style, then more retro - like the dress shoes of the '50s and
'60s. But this isn't about those decades - this is about Kirsten Dunst's
shoes from ten years ago.
Do they still hold up: Not so much.
Pointed toe pumps will obviously never fade away, but the points so long
they could've reached from your workplace to your home have somehow
disappeared. (Or have they? Points that big don't really go anywhere.)
10. What: "Boho" Chic
The
story: "Boho" is strange because it's arguably a movement, but in 2004
(and thanks to the likes of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen), flowy, loose
fitting, drop-waists, oversize belts, and slouchy boots became more than
a feeling. Think oversize tank top and short denim skirt. (Or: think
your favourite outfit in the mid-2000s.)
Does it still hold up:
Like "preppy" or "rockabilly," "boho" can't ever be "out" - but the
industry's capitalization on it can be. Ultimately, anyone who wants to
be "boho" can be "boho" - you might just not be able to find pieces
easily at the mall. (At least 2004 styles: there's always room for
"boho" in the lexicon.)
By
Sebastian Esqueda
2014 Fashion Trends: Do The Biggest Trends Of 2004 Still Hold Up?
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